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“Imagine” Cain Style

Before you judge too quickly, that IS Herman Cain, one of eight Republican candidates for the 2012 Presidential Election trying to unseat President Barack Obama. He pulled a John Lennon with his own variation of “Imagine” using pizza. Mind you, he is the president of Godfather’s Pizza in Georgia. Take a listen.

BTW I’d like mine with extra cheese… if you please.

“Wyng” It!

Remember, kids: it's W-Y-N-G-Z.

Just in time for Super Bowl XLV, DiGiorno — owned by NestlĂ© — introduced the greatest edible accompaniments ever to come with pizza called “wyngz.”

That’s W-Y-N-G-Z, not W-I-N-G-S.

They contain no wing meat. But under USDA federal regulations, the wyngz must be made of 100 percent chicken meat. Or should I say chyzykn, as per Stephen Colbert? Here’s the rub about them wyngz: no misspellings of this word are allowed! Ever!

What makes the wyngz convenient is it eliminates the need to worry about wing bones. They ARE made of chicken, right?

Domino’s Gets a Facelift

“Worst excuse for a pizza I’ve ever had.”

Domino's Pizza

"There comes a time when you know you gotta make a change."

“Domino’s pizza crust, to me, is like cardboard.”

“Totally void of flavor.”

“The sauce tastes like ketchup.”

The customers spoke, Domino’s listened. The embattled pizza company broke down and changed its image to better suit customer demands after 50 years of poor pizza with ketchup-tasting sauce and processed cheese. And no, the ads weren’t produced by rival Pizza Hut.

Domino’s employees get their share of heart-wrenching critcism from a focus group who describes how awful Domino’s pizza is. Instead of using negative comments to get the company down, company president Patrick Doyle chose to use those comments to excite it. “There comes a time when you know you’ve got to make a change,” he adds. That’s why Domino’s is giving itself a bake-over. You heard me right — bake-over! The sauce is bolder and spicier, the cheese is made of pure mozzarella, and the pizza bears a golden crisp crust like a pizza should look like.

The company promises a full refund to customers who do not like their newly configured pizza.