Category Archives: Stupid People

Now THAT’S Foul Play

Below is a video of the foul ball during the Yanks/Rangers game featuring the crying kid.

Here’s my advice to the crying kid’s dad: Just fucking give the kid the goddamn foul ball and stop fucking around, you dick. What kind of father are you?

Reminds you all, like me, of Tammy Pescatelli’s “What the Hell is Wrong With You?” skit, don’t it?

Bruin in Beantown

I couldn’t believe I rooted for a Boston team.  That’s right — a Baaaaah-ston

Patrice Bergeron. Courtesy: AP.

team. But not just any Boston team. This primarily has to do with the Stanley Cup Finals. Granted, I don’t follow hockey much, but when the Boston Bruins had to win Game 6 to force a Game 7, there was supremacy of hockey at stake.

Team Canada beat Team USA in the Winter Olympics Hockey Finals. True, hockey is big in Canada, but don’t bet against the red, white, and blue. I wouldn’t call Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals a rematch, but it is something to make me prouder to be an American than I’ve ever been.  Our neighbors to the north? Not so much. Angry Canuck fans went awry when the team lost, causing a riot and leaving the city of Vancouver in shambles. Talk about a sore loser!

What Judgement Day?

The "predicted" Judgement Day was a flop.

May 21st, 2011 came and went like clockwork, and no, not a damn thing happened as one Harold Camping of Family Radio predicted.  He was also wrong when he predicted the world would end in 1994 (I was 11 at the time) but — again — nothing happened. Sooner or later, he’s gonna claim he made a mistake with his calculations. B.S.!

If you read the Bible, you know that “no man knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in Heaven (Matthew 24:36).” So how did Harold Camping know? Why did he pick May 21, 2011 as the fixed Judgement Day? Is he trying to scare people into repentance, knowing they ain’t guaranteed a trip into Heaven even if they are saved such as myself? Yes, he predicted the end of times to be set on September 6, 1994, but he did not apologize to the people he deceived.

You cannot drive around the country without seeing one of those loud billboards that boast about the “May 21, 2011” date of Judgement Day. Or even receiving one of them brochures about it. They want you to be scared to death — literally — so you would convert. Gives God-fearing a whole new meaning.

So, nothing happened and the “Judgement Day” was an epic fail.

Foul Play Date

Most guys would try to catch a foul ball for their girlfriends, but not his summa bitch. Rather than protect his girlfriend, Sarah, from being hit from the foul ball, Bo bailed out on that ball that instantly struck her in the head. Can you say WTF?!!

Courtesy: MLB.TV.

Yes, ladies, chivalry is dead. And a bad boyfriend during the Houston Astros game killed it.

What are you, stupid? Dude obviously broke the first rule of a baseball date: don’t let your company get hit by a foul ball. I want to know what his excuse for this bullshit is … excuse my French, garçon. But listen up, dude in red with the, er, hat on backwards, shame on you! You better stop making up excuses. The “I lost it in the lights” isn’t cutting it.

I bet their next date night, if there is one, is at “Eat, Pray, Love.”