Category Archives: MLB Front Desk

Now THAT’S Foul Play

Below is a video of the foul ball during the Yanks/Rangers game featuring the crying kid.

Here’s my advice to the crying kid’s dad: Just fucking give the kid the goddamn foul ball and stop fucking around, you dick. What kind of father are you?

Reminds you all, like me, of Tammy Pescatelli’s “What the Hell is Wrong With You?” skit, don’t it?

Foul Play Date

Most guys would try to catch a foul ball for their girlfriends, but not his summa bitch. Rather than protect his girlfriend, Sarah, from being hit from the foul ball, Bo bailed out on that ball that instantly struck her in the head. Can you say WTF?!!

Courtesy: MLB.TV.

Yes, ladies, chivalry is dead. And a bad boyfriend during the Houston Astros game killed it.

What are you, stupid? Dude obviously broke the first rule of a baseball date: don’t let your company get hit by a foul ball. I want to know what his excuse for this bullshit is … excuse my French, garçon. But listen up, dude in red with the, er, hat on backwards, shame on you! You better stop making up excuses. The “I lost it in the lights” isn’t cutting it.

I bet their next date night, if there is one, is at “Eat, Pray, Love.”

Bob Sheppard (1910-2010)

Bob Sheppard, the man behind the voice of the New York Yankees, passed away today. He was 99.

Not-So-Perfect Game

So much for a perfect game. Pitcher Armando Galarraga of the Detroit Tigers was robbed of issuing 27 consecutive outs by an official. Jim Joyce, the first place umpire, admittedly made a premature call that tarnished Galarraga’s perfect game. This falls under the lines of “You gotta shi kidding me!”

If you’re a Tiger fan, you’ve got to be the least bit disappointed. The ground ball became the flash point of not only the game, but perhaps the season to boot. The good news is the Tigers did beat the Cleveland Indians 3-0. Not for nothing, but Bud Selig needs to step up and get this mess settled once and for all.

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The San Francicso Giants?

It's San Fran-CISCO!!

Whoever misspelled the city of origin for the Giants’ baseball team jerseys is in GIANT trouble. Just ask poor Eugenio Velez, who had to don a top jersey with the name “San Fran-cic-so.” Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

But the Giants pulled through, beating the Houston Astros 10-4.

Call me crazy, but didn’t we notice a jersey mistake last year? Last April, Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman of the Washington Nationals wore jerseys reading “Natinals” for three innings. I don’t know what a “Natinal” is. Anyways, the company that made the uniforms was aware of the mistake and apologized for it. Just don’t ever refer to the World Series Champions as the New York “Yanees” or I will be forever pissed.