Star-Spangled Dinner

Keeping America fat — one state at a time.

Denny’s introduced the Tour of America menu later last month and no state is overlooked — or under-eaten. The menu includes the Hawaiian Tropical Pancakes, the Midwestern Meat and Potatoes Sandwich, and the Philly Cheesesteak Omeletes. Now you KNOW America is getting fatter by the second.

That is one cross-country family reunion I’d never forget.

Well, my Aunt Virginia is coming in from California with her famous New York Cheesecake to the table. My cousins Carolina and Dakota will bring their Chicago-Style Pizza the size of Texas. Miami Mickey started eying the Philly Chessesteak sandwiches between Southern barbecued chicken and  the Boston baked beans.

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