“Wyng” It!

Remember, kids: it's W-Y-N-G-Z.

Just in time for Super Bowl XLV, DiGiorno — owned by Nestlé — introduced the greatest edible accompaniments ever to come with pizza called “wyngz.”

That’s W-Y-N-G-Z, not W-I-N-G-S.

They contain no wing meat. But under USDA federal regulations, the wyngz must be made of 100 percent chicken meat. Or should I say chyzykn, as per Stephen Colbert? Here’s the rub about them wyngz: no misspellings of this word are allowed! Ever!

What makes the wyngz convenient is it eliminates the need to worry about wing bones. They ARE made of chicken, right?

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