Just in time for Super Bowl XLV, DiGiorno — owned by Nestlé — introduced the greatest edible accompaniments ever to come with pizza called “wyngz.”
That’s W-Y-N-G-Z, not W-I-N-G-S.
They contain no wing meat. But under USDA federal regulations, the wyngz must be made of 100 percent chicken meat. Or should I say chyzykn, as per Stephen Colbert? Here’s the rub about them wyngz: no misspellings of this word are allowed! Ever!
What makes the wyngz convenient is it eliminates the need to worry about wing bones. They ARE made of chicken, right?