Changing Signs

If you’re mad because even though you thought you’re a Scorpio, some obscure changes in the zodiac had just made you a Libra, blame it on astronomer Parke Kunkle.

Last time I checked, there were TWELVE signs of the zodiac. But Kunkle says he believes the zodiac isn’t quite as accurate as it was 3,000 years ago. Let’s be honest: when you’ve got something that works so perfectly and gives you damn good results, you don’t mess with it.  The reason that the zodiac hadn’t been updated in some 3,000 years may be due to the discovery of the thirteenth sign called Ophiuchus.  It sounds like Oh-f… never mind.

Great, now I’m gonna have to follow the Pisces and Aquarius horoscopes.

Anyway, here is the list of the NEW zodiac with the addition of the Oh-f… you get the idea:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20


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