Crack My Balls

This is a parody of “Deck the Halls.”

Crack my balls for no good reason
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la
Gettin’ screwed this Christmas season
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la
Checked my mailbox for a bailout
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
But they threw all of my mail out
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la

See the car plants fail before us
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la
Wall Street’s net worth seems real porous
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la
The Iraq war made us weary
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Now we’re feeling very teary
Fa-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la

Deficit’s now at ten trillion
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la
While they lay off by the millions
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la
Kanye should have let her finish
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Healthcare re-form needs Kucinich
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la-la-la.

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