Daily Archives: December 13, 2009

12 Days of Eating

A parody of “The 12 Days of Christmas.”

On the first day of eating, I’d really love to see
A big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the second day of eating, I’d really love to see
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the third day of eating, I’d really love to see
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the fourth day of eating, I’d really love to see
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the fifth day of eating, I’d really love to see
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the sixth day of eating, I’d really love to see
6 candy canes
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the seventh day of eating, I’d really love to see
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the eighth day of eating, I’d really love to see
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the ninth day of eating, I’d really love to see
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the tenth day of eating, I’d really love to see
10 bananas splitting,
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the eleventh day of eating, I’d really love to see
11 berries gelling,
10 bananas splitting,
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

On the twelfth day of eating, I’d really love to see
12 cakes a-caking,
11 berries gelling,
10 bananas splitting,
9 rolls a-toasting,
8 cookies baking,
7 pounds of ham,
6 candy canes,
5 turkey wings,
4 gingerbread men,
3 kinds of stuffing,
2 apple pies,
And a big bowl of lemonade tea!

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