Daily Archives: December 11, 2009

Twisted House Top

Up on the house top, bankers pause
Out comes alcoholic Santa Claus
He’d been out drinkin’ with the boys
All ’cause he’s recently unemployed

Ho, ho, ho! Who took my dough?
Ho, ho, ho! Who took my dough?
Up on the house top, click, click, click
Wash your hands or Santa’ll make you sick!

Ben Bernanke’s been out running banks
We all think that really stanks
Give him a bill for the deficit
While our economy takes a hit

Ho, ho, ho! Who took my dough?
Ho, ho, ho! Who took my dough?
Up on the house top, click, click, click
Wash your hands or Santa’ll make you sick!

Next comes the stockings of working folks
Who can’t afford to buy no smokes
Maybe a bailout will do them well
While they’re facing foreclosure hell

Ho, ho, ho! Who took my dough?
Ho, ho, ho! Who took my dough?
Up on the house top, click, click, click
Wash your hands or Santa’ll make you sick!

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