‘Tis the Season

A mistletoe for you and your beau (or belle).

We told you winter is coming. And that’s okay, because it is beginning to look a lot like Christmas — sorta. And what better way to celebrate the tidings of the holiday season than some fresh fallen snow? Although we didn’t get much of the white stuff, we’ll take it anyway.

Then there’s Christmas foods. Like eggnog, gingerbread cookies, candy canes, fudge, and the like. And then there’s fruitcake — which nobody fuckin’ likes (excuse my French). You may want to think twice before giving someone a fruitcake. Fruitcake, by the by, is neither fruit nor cake but a loaf full of sugar and fat designed by the Antichrist of the baking industry.

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